I totally ripped this off from this post by Jason at GorillaSushi.com, but I couldn’t believe how many awesome images there are of Jesus riding a dinosaur, so I’m dedicating this post to Jason and Jesus and T-Rexes everywhere:

Oh whatever. He’s riding a baby brontosaurus. Any one can do that. He’s the Son of God, for Christ’s sake (haha funny pun wakka wakka wakka). At least stick him on top of velociraptor or something.

Ah, yes. That’s more like it. And the t-rex is from Dinosaur Comics, which is great because he steps on houses and people in every single comic.

LASER EYES AND STIGMATA!!!!!!! A++ would buy from again

From the site that sells this t-shirt:

“It turns out the Bible is way off on the whole time scale thing. And yes, Jesus was, in fact, a carnivorous dinosaur. And he and his entire dinosaur race went extinct, so that we might live.”

I know its not Jesus nor a dinosaur, but everyone needs a little Burt Reynolds to brighten up their day.

P.S. I just got back from taking the biggest dump of my life. I had to flush twice. What makes this even better is that I’m at work, which means I just got paid to take the biggest dump of my life.

UPDATE: Now that it has been brought to my attention that the man I mistook for Burt Reynolds is actually Tom Selleck, I feel the need to defend my error of judgment: I had Burt Reynolds on my mind, ok? I had just watched Deliverance AND All Dogs Go to Heaven in the same day. He was pretty much all I could think about. That, and the huge alligator that looked like a black drag queen that saved Burt (a.k.a. “Charlie”) from drowning. I try not to think about the piggies.

Also, another image:

Jesus Christ: Son of God by day, T-Rex Whisper and superior orthodontist by night