they all fucking suck.

they have never done anything good for me.

all they do is give me grief and make me pay ostentatious ticket fines for ridiculous offenses like turning right onto a street where the sign said no right turn. OMFG.

they are all worthless shitholes who take sick, sadistic pride in their jobs.

i hope to God the reap their just deserts.

now you know why God miscarried your baby, dickhead.

now you know why the closest you ever get to a woman is arresting a prostitute.

now you know why you suck.

i fucking hate them.

UPDATE: Ok, so maybe when I initially wrote this, I was a little hotheaded and may have said something out of line. However, the whole reason I was in the car was because a friend needed me to pick her up down by school, and she wouldn’t listen to my directions and kept going in the wrong direction, and I in my effort to compensate I made an illegal RIGHT turn. I didn’t know my license was suspended until I was pulled over. Then, somewhere in between my car and the motorcycle the cop lost my ID and made me sit there for 10 minutes while he looked for it. What a dumb fuck. When he finally got his shit together, I was late for a meeting, I was furious with my friend, and all I wanted to do was get the hell out of there. He then had the audacity to say, “You’re gonna give me an attitude? I was gonna give you a break, but not if…nuh huh…” Christ dude give me my ticket before the demons come out. Please. For the children. So after committing a bogus traffic offense I leave with two tickets with my friend driving because my license is suspended and he won’t let me. The icing on the cake: she just started learning how to drive. She’s older than me. Fucking strike me already, God. (02/21/08)