so to top off my super excellent day, as i was backing out of the kroger parking lot today, some lady backed into me. ok, we backed into each other. it was a mutual effort. GREAT. now one more cop can tell me that my license is still suspended and i shouldn’t be driving. thanks officer, this was brought to my attention 3 hours ago. fucking a. good thing it was on private property, cuz he said he would have arrested me otherwise. thanks officer. you are an excellent dude. now my milk is warm. goddamn it.