PSA: i am a grain of salt

my parents constantly warn me about having a blog and a facebook. they forward/cut out articles about companies not hiring/firing employees because of stuff they read on their blog/facebook. that’s just ridiculous. this is the internet. its like a 4th dimension society, an imaginary wonderland where anything goes cuz everything goes, and all you have to do is google it. GOOGLE, people. we have Google. case in point. honestly, i don’t care what you have on your website because websites can’t hurt people any more than an obscene painting or rock and roll music. (two girls one cup was almost painful, but the reaction videos made it worthwhile.) on top of that, there are so many websites, i’m one single grain of salt in a big ass jar of salt that magically keeps growing. with rainbows. and unicorns.

my only concern is actual people i know reading the blog and giving me shit for it later. its a friggin BLOG. the whole point of it is to say things you’d never say out loud in the most public way possible, and its not like i’m not thinking it already so why does it matter if i put it on the internet? i guess it sucks if the people i know, know each other, so to avoid all this nonsense i deleted my known blog and made up this one. only one friend of mine knows this one, and that’s only because he actually appreciated the old one, and that’s always totally sweet.

(i write this because i may or may not have leaked my blog to someone i’m trying to work for, and i may or may not have blown it. )

all i gotta say is that anything i say should be taken with a grain of salt. anything anyone says should be, for that matter, and i think the world would be a lot less unpleasant if people took this into account more often.


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I would like to take this opportunity to recommend The Shuffmeister as a potential candidate for any and all jobs. She is punctual, conscientious and a snappy dresser. Her blog is often hijacked by angry kindergarteners who write things with the intention of ruining her employment opportunities. Please disregard the writings of the angry kindergarteners.

Comment by Jason - GorillaSushi February 21, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

hahahahaha…angry kindergarteners…what a great visual

Comment by mutantgenius February 28, 2008 @ 12:49 am



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