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screen shot of my former blog, its monkey mamou
this marks the end of era. good times.
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I wouldn’t say his bod is bangin’, but it ain’t bad, either
i’m confused, i’m tired, and i’m discontent. with the situation. with every situation.
i need to find a guy who will abet my dreams, because reality keeps getting in the way.
and i’ve decided that virgins got it figured out. the better the sex, the greater the grief, and since i keep bucking up instead of backing down, i’m pretty much guaranteeing myself misery and woe.
i want a time machine.
I’M GOING TO EUROPE IN 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!
Losing my mind over this trip has gone from a daily occurrence to an hourly occurrence.
I need pictures of sea otters to calm me down. Their cuteness has a tranquilizing effect. Very scientific.
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I would totally have sex with each and every one of these men. Sure, there’s a chance I’d end up with paraplegia afterwards, but I’ve got an inkling that their nads are packing some serious superpowers. Its a badass risk to get some badass superpowers after having some badass sex, one that only a qualified badass, such as myself, would ever dare to take.
